Animals are wild. You can’t predict what they are going to do, and that is what makes them dangerous. But when animals start acting like criminals, the law needs to get involved because these animals don’t respect authority! We need to read them their rights and bring ‘em in!
1.) The Chatty Parrot
2.) The Sly Fox
3.) The Dastardly Ducks
4.) The Perp Puppy
5.) The Piggy Prankster
6.) The Stoner Bears
7.) The Martyr Squirrel
8.) The Sex-Crazed Kangaroo
9.) The Stalking Frog
10.) The Dog Who Really Hates Playing Ball
Whoa, these animals are a little ruff around the edges. I certainly feel bad for the humans affected by these unfortunate encounters. Except for the drunk driver; that was one smart parrot.
Sometimes Animals Just Can"t Be Constrained By Our Laws.
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